This is what I'm doing

I just ate a whole pack of pez, all at once.

I've started writing a book. It's about the Oregon Trail, kind of. Not the game, but certainly the game is what sparked my love affair with the history.

The wife is worried that, like my songs, it's going to be all about breaking up. It won't though, because in my book the wife is already dead, and it begins with one of the children dying.

I can't figure out why the wife doesn't think I'm ready for kids yet.

Let week we taught the dog to "speak" because he never barks. Now he barks all the time and always expects a treat for it. Oh well, live and learn.