Van Halen is LAME

Check the link above - LAME!

Metallica has already done the whole go-into-rehab-and-screw-your-bandmates-and-fans thing, so this isn't even cool at this point.

It's just sad, Eddie.

Katie Couric is rotting like a bad tomato

What the hell happened to her? She looks like a wax version of Krusty the Clown melting on the driveway. Her arms are like pantyhose stuffed with tofu.

I kind of feel bad that her ratings suck, but people don't watch CBS for news, they watch it for amazing crime dramas. Still, you'd think there'd be some overlap in the NCIS demographic and the Katie Couric demongraphic.

And Merideth Viera is scary too, but at least she's got a nicer personality. At least when she interviews people she doesn't constantly interject her own opinions. And at least with the way she interacts with the rest of the Today Show team viewers believe there's a chance that she's human on the inside.