2.28.2007

ATTENTION PREDATORS!



Are you tired of lurking in the shadows? Do you long for the attention you deserve? Do you like it when little boys pee on you?

Good News! Now YOU can get your 15 minutes of fame!

NBC is now holding open auditions for it's hit new show, sweeping the country, TO CATCH A PREDATOR. That's right, this is your chance to meet Chris Hanson, the host of TO CATCH A PREDATOR, the host America loves to hate. Sure, he talks funny, and sometimes we don't understand his quirky expressions, but still...you can't take your eyes off of him!

Open tryouts are coming soon to a town near you. To find out more information, just send an Instant Message to MelCareBare13 or coTtoNpaNtieS12 telling our young lovelies the things you like to do when you're home alone watching PBS on Saturday mornings.

Good Luck, America!